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Why are you still coming here?

2008-10-06T17:18:00.002+01:00

We've moved

2008-03-12T02:56:00.003Z

Come over and say hello, and check out the new look!
The new site address is www.irishtaxi.org
The old re-direct, www.irishtaxi.net should now direct to the new site.
If you used that address and still ended up here, it's because of your browser history, try the links above instead, also you should really clear your browser history, what else might you be missing?

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We've Moved!

2008-03-12T02:41:00.002Z

The new site address is http://irishtaxi.org/
www.irishtaxi.net is currently in the process of being forwarded to the above address and should

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Blogger , I'm Leaving You!

2008-03-11T02:21:00.003Z

I'm about to make the switch over to the "Wordpress" platform;
I've sorted the web host; "Siteground" too late if they're crap!
I've exported all the Posts and the old comments over, the new "haloscan" type, I'm afraid, don't export!
I hope you'll find the new site a bit more professional looking (not a lot!), it'll certainly be quicker to load,
There are also some new features which I hope to put to good use and others I hope to figure out eventually.
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Looks Like the Forecasters got it right!

2008-03-10T04:59:00.002Z

Picture on the right shows workers putting sandbags in Clontarf in preparation for the storm with a lady struggling with her brolly

There was a hell of a lot of wind and rain this evening, the forecasters have said that this, combined with the current high tides will likely cause flooding in coastal areas.
The usual towns and villages in Dublin have been provided with sandbags and the council have put up a temporary flood wall using larger bags, along the seafront at Sandymount.
Many of the residents of Sandymount, Ringsend, Drumcondra and Clontarf; some of the places mentioned are elderly and many are uninsured /uninsurable as a similar disaster hit them only a couple of years ago.
It seems the city council is a very slow learner!
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I thought the Welsh could sing!

2008-03-09T05:47:00.003Z

Tonight most memorable was a huge Welsh guy singing along like a bag of cats to "Adeles" song "Chasing Pavements"
He was giving it loads with all the oooohs and aaaaahs and got all the words wrong, when he sang "Tasting Faces" instead of "chasing pavements", I finally broke down in tears laughing at him.
He was genuinely bewildered and seemed upset when I told him how crap he was..... in between my by then hysterical laughter!
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Driver Rear Ends a Garda car on the M50

2008-03-09T05:36:00.003Z

I found this picture in tonights paper and thought,.... it must be everyone's worst nightmare;
To rear end a police car.
Can you imagine the shit this driver went through?
It happened during rush hour traffic, the police had pulled in another driver for a grilling and this idiot ploughs into the back of their 4x4..........probably on the phone ?

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The Circus

2008-03-08T05:18:00.004Z

I see Fossetts have set up the big top in the Phoenix Park. It's strange seeing the place open up to commercial ventures.

The Circus;
Family fun or animal cruelty?

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A Lovers Tiff

2008-03-08T05:08:00.003Z

It always surprises me when a couple argue in the back of the Taxi, airing your dirty linen in public isn't aDublin trait.
Last nights couple turned a common enough arguement upside down.
Unusually it was him complaining that his opinion hadn't been sought, that he had a few insights into the situation to offer but he hadn't been asked for them , and how this happened way too often.
What a puny little man!
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Irish Taxi is Number One!

2008-03-07T13:43:00.005Z

Thanks everyone!
One of the targets I set for this place has been reached! When you search for Irish Taxi in Google it has the number one position!
YAY! (well for the time being anyway)
It's all down to you guys logging into the site from all corners of the globe and in ever increasing numbers, I'm not sure why exactly but PLEASE!........ keep coming back!
Last Wednesday tipped the scale in Irish Taxi's favour .....with a record 945 unique visitors on the day!
I know it will dip back down again but hopefully we'll keep a few.
Sadly, the upcoming move to Wordpress will cause it to plummet down the ranks again but the new features will make it a better tool for Taxi drivers, customers, visitors to Dublin and for those who just like the gossip.
Here's the Stats for the last three days, bear in mind that prior to Tuesday the record was 369 and that was a while back, when www.beaut.ie gave us a plug.

Stats

Keep commenting and let me know, (be brutal) what you think of the place
Honestly! What do you think of this Blog? comment here.
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The Hotel/ Restaurant Job

2008-03-07T03:51:00.003Z

When the Doorman or Waiter hails a Taxi from outside their establishment, what should be the procedure?
Should the meter go on;

As soon as you stop alongside him
When the customer arrives out
After a set waiting time

Should we add the call out charge?
I don't believe the regulations here specify which action should be taken.
If you were the customer what would you expect?

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A Somali Invasion?

2008-03-07T03:36:00.004Z

The Somali Army; Invading Dublin's Southside?

Southsiders will have noticed this; SUVs, Mercedes, BMWs, Audis and other big family cars, with the Somali flag flying proudly from their windows.

The Somali Flag;

So what gives?
Well it just so happens that the Somali Flag is also the flag and colours of the rugby club of St Marys Boys school in Rathmines and seemingly they are doing well in the junior cup at present.
So hopefully we're safe enough for the time being?

John Mc Weeney (St Marys Senior side);

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Dublin's Worst Adresses

2008-03-06T03:23:00.004Z

They are:
Coolamber Park, Knocklyon.
Glenmalure Square, Milltown.
Both of the above housing estates are small, quiet and private, with nice houses, that sell for vast sums of money.
However if you tell a Taxi driver either address is your destination you'll get the same conversation every time!

Coolamber Park:
"Ah jaysus mate, you should sell up and move, there's something in the water in that place! Two women killing their husbands in the space of two years!.
If you're a woman it's even worse!

Glenmalure square:
"I'm not going in there! sacred ground that is. That land should never have been sold to developers.
That land belongs to Shamrock Rovers (Ireland's most historic football team) who still to this day over 20 years later don't have a home.
Louis Kilcoyne, the barsteward! should never have been allowed sell it.

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Crappy Picture time!

2008-03-06T03:11:00.006Z

Dublin's poshest Pubs:
All lined up beside one another on Dawson Street, these are the places to be seen and to rub shoulders with the rich and famous.
I took the pictures by placing the camera on the moonroof and clicking the button, so as usual they're crap! you can click on them and make them bigger and even more crappier
I will display them in order of infamy!

San Sara

Ron Blacks

Cafe En Seine

You might notice that even though it's freezing and it rains a lot, there are seats outside.
That's what a smoking ban does I guess?
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28 Cowboy Taxis Convicted this year

2008-03-06T02:59:00.003Z

So far this year the regulator has secured 28 convictions against drivers for ofences including;

Overcharging
Driving without a license
Driving an unlicenced car

They also have a further 78 prosecutions pending.
This with just 9 enforcement officers for the entire country, imagine what they'd find if they were properly staffed?

Meanwhile;
A big well done to Taxi driver Martin Duffy, who brought a posh English couple from the Airport to the Merrion Hotel, I was bored out of my head with them telling me how funny and entertaining you were!
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Trouble Brewing?

2008-03-05T01:22:00.007Z

Things are starting to get a bit tough out there for Irish Taxi drivers, the numbers are swelling and there is a lot of discontent in the air, it's getting near impossible to even get onto a rank with other drivers parking illegally awaiting a free space, unless you follow suit you simply don't get on.
Things aren't so bad for me, my wage is the secondary income in this household, thankfully, as I'm not sure it could sustain us on it's own.
I don't see the point of buying a new car, as the takings simply don't warrant it, yet the regulator has the ambition of every Taxi eventually being six years old or less, therefore you'd need a four year old car if you wanted to get two years from it .............with zero resale value!
I guess the future for the industry is that of a low wage and as a result poorer quality vehicles, as the wage will not be able to maintain the high standards the regulator has in mind.... something will have to give.
I know people complain because of the lack of Taxis for an hour each weekend night and maybe for a bit longer during an "event" weekend such as a Rugby international.
In Dublin the business is at a crisis point. Is it time the regulator called a halt to the issuing of new licenses?
What's the situation like where you are?

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Ch Ch Ch Changes

2008-03-05T00:10:00.003Z

Blame TaraIT.com for them all!
In an effort to speed up the pageload time for the blog I've deleted some of the widgets, such as;

Recent comments (The comments can be viewed from the post)
You tube videos from sidebar (they're still in the posts)
Taxi News (seemed to take forever to load)
The star rating feature (another time waster)
I decreased the number of posts on the title page as well from 20 to 10

I've added one new widget; it's the bookmark below each post, if you like a post you can now share it easily.
If you still find the site slow to load, why not subscribe via Feedburner? I've moved the button to the top of the sidebar, just click it and subscribe via a reader, it's a great way of quickly viewing all your favorite blogs/webpages.

Eventually, I'll be moving to Wordpress and hosting my own blog.
This is currently planned for March 13th, please ensure any links you have to this blog are to www.irishtaxi.net and not to the http://irishtaxi.blogspot.com/ to ensure a smooth changeover!

All of this was suggested to me by the nice people at the online marketing firm I'm using to help me increase my readership, all garnered from the marketing report they sent me.
They're called TaraIT.com

I'm still awaiting the personalised report, god knows what they'll have me doing then!

Yesterday was the busiest day on the blog................ EVER!
It nearly topped the 400 visitors mark but not quite;

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Idiot Drives the wrong way down Dublin Port Tunnel

2008-03-04T18:03:00.005Z

Short video from Primetime showing a driver do a u-turn in one of the port tunnels.
The guy was sent a summons for |Dangerous driving;
Here's the video;

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Dublins Best nightspots

2008-03-04T13:58:00.006Z

a Question I'm often asked;
Where do the locals go?
First thing you need to know is that the average Dubliner is fairly well off, well at least those who go out regularly in Dublin are.

For me, the best place for locals to go is the Andrew Street/South William Street stretch, these two roads run for about 250 meters in total, yet contain a huge variety of good Night time venues.
I'll run through some of the best ones, starting at the Andrew street end, All restaurants (well you've got to eat!);

Salamanca: spanish Tapas
Trocadero: one of my favorites, very theatrical (French cuisine)
Sai pan: Thai
Chantz: Famous all you can eat Chinese buffet (€12 last time I looked)
Le Caprice: Italian
Cedar tree: Lebanese

Now you come to the Exchequer street/Wicklow street junction, both streets are well worth exploring, but on the corners we have;

The Old Stand: A grand old pub popular with sporty types...... for a chat
The International: Great pub and hosts the finest stand up comedy
Taste of India:Indian food

Now we're on South William street;

Dakota: Bar and night Club
Spy: Bar and night club
Barmizu: late night Bar/restaurant
Grogans (The Castle): A really true Dublin pub, check it out!
South William (new kid on the block) third name change seems to be doing well finally
Khyber tandoori :Indian
Malotti: Indian (We like Indian don't we?)
Barkley club: Lapdancing
Peters Bar: yet another great pub
Major Toms (Rula Bula) Night club (Brazilian)(A month ago it was Aussie)

We're at the end of South William street now; Mercer street/ Clarendon Street junction, here we've got;

Break for the Border: night club popular with Hen and Stag parties
Hairy lemon: pub people go to before Break for the border

That's it but all the roads adjacent to and parallel with this stretch are equally busy.
To recap;
25o metre stretch;

11 restaurants
5 night clubs
1 stand up comedy venue
1 lapdancing club
4 great pubs plus 2 more good ones

What more do you want?

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Advice for Brian Kearney's Defence Team.

2008-03-04T02:52:00.005Z

Brian Kearney is currently on trial for the murder of his wife.
I think he did it..... but I always think they did it!
However, he's entitled to the best defence the state can provide.

Say hello to CoCo, my Dog!

Lots of Bloggers have introduced us to their dogs, (well Twenty, K8, and Headrambles have!) their dogs are man eating rabid monsters, whereas CoCo is a dope.

Back to the trial;
During the prosecution evidence it was said that Brian Kearney, on the afternoon of the murder was panting heavily with panic, then, when asked what things his boy would need to take with him to his Aunts, he stopped, then spoke calmly without panting to the police officer about the child's requirements, then when he finished, began panting again, thus suggesting this panting was a "put on"?

Now CoCo pants a lot!
However whenever I gesture to put her lead on, she stops panting completely, once the lead is on though. she instantly resumes her panting again.
VOILA! The dopey dog defence!
If his legal team require CoCo they should howl loudly on the night of a full moon.

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Monday Night Out

2008-03-04T02:47:00.003Z

I worked tonight because I took Saturday off for the awards, I like to do my 5 nights otherwise I feel I'm slacking.
My first job was a girl who had been out for a meal with her workmate, they do this every Monday after work and look forward to it as it helps them ease their Monday morning blues.
I think it's a great idea and everyone should try it.
By the way working Monday night was a very pleasant experience, very civilised I may do it again sometime.

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Welcome to the Blogroll

2008-03-03T14:57:00.007Z

I'm happy to add the blogs of some lovely people i met at the awards.
Steph's The Biopsy Report a deeply personal blog that was up for Personal Blog
Grannymar joint winner with Headrambles of best Personal blog

Grannymar and Steph (the Biopsy Report);

Ellybabes, (Grannymars daughter) I didn't get a photo, sorry lads! you've really missed out. Her little fight with Redmum over an aincient Barbie doll booby prize was the highlight of the evening.
and begrudgingly, the winner of MY award John Braine ....He's a really nice guy!
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Mothers Day

2008-03-03T00:35:00.001Z

I broke one of my own golden rules and booked a restaurant for a Hallmark day lunch.
I did it last Thursday evening, as I passed the Courtyard restaurant in Donnybrook (one of our favorites) I decided to see if they had any tables free on the day. they squeezed me in for 3:15.
When we arrived the first thing that hit was the noise, it was like a playschool with kids everywhere, fair enough I guess we should have realised.
Next was the SET menu! gone was the usual selection of goodies to choose from.
Then there was the price! €30 per person including mandatory service charge of 10% and not including drinks.
(I'd always give a 10% tip, but I feckin' hate when it's mandatory!
The service was DIRE! A 40 minute wait between courses, my wife can't stand to listen to me drone for that long without distraction!
To top it all......... the food wasn't great either!
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Big Mickey Money Night!

2008-03-03T00:01:00.000Z

I remember from when I had a Hackney cab that the first Tuesday of every month was a big earner.
It was mickey money night, the day the children's allowance was paid, and a big night out for the girls.
I don't notice it as much now as I rarely work on a Tuesday night since I switched to driving the Taxi.
The memory of those nights came back tonight when I heard two girls say;
"You'll be busy tonight love, it's Mothers Day......big mickey money night!"
nb. A mickey is what young boys around here call their appendage.
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Blogger Awards

2008-03-02T01:30:00.000Z

A Great night was had by all,

Here's how close I got to an award! shame too many people were watching I couldn't steal one.

The Bar was hopping;

Meanwhile inside;

Congratulations to all the winners .....well deserved, in particular
my mates at Beaeut.ie, (best Group)
also Twenty Major triumphed with most humorous post and BEST BLOG well done you deserved them both
Top man Grandad got two as well!
and I suppose I better congratulate the winner in MY category John Braine (no hard feelings AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
As you can tell I'm a very good loser!

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What if it were you?

2008-03-01T04:02:00.002Z

A girl in the car told me a personal story and after she was finished I told her I'd use it on the blog, I explained that I would use a different nightclub, say she had a different colour hair and even use a different destination but she went pale and pleaded with me not to use it.
She said she thought Taxi drivers were like hairdressers, that she could tell us anything in confidence, I replied that we are exactly like hairdressers, that we relay everything, but in vague terms so as not to embarrass the individual, but the story's got to be told!
She made me promise not to repeat her story and I agreed as I knew she had given me my post anyhow!
So how would you feel if you were the subject of one of my posts?
Remember, I do my best to conceal your identity, but if you read it you'd probably realise it was you and possibly your friends would too.
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Signs Of Old Age

2008-03-01T04:01:00.000Z

The other night I got a fare to Lusk, dropping off at Sutton Cross first,
I'd said "cool A trip to the seaside"
and then the girl asked,"did I mind going to Lusk?",
to which I replied "No, sure that's where all the beautiful people live" and continued on my way. Suddenly I realised my head was so full of Lusk that I'd forgotten completely what the first destination was and had to ask!
This forgetfulness is beginning to happen too often!
I sometimes find myself driving along, yapping away, then I arrive at a junction, the fork junction for Rathmines/Ranelagh/Harolds Cross, is a good example and then I have to ask, "where did you say you where going again?"
Is it just me?
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Roads Roy's Pissed on

2008-03-01T04:00:00.002Z

We Taxi drivers have got to relieve ourselves!
So if you're lucky enough to travel in a Taxi on one of the roads listed, just say;
"this is a road Roy pissed on"
and if you're in my cab, you'll get a 10% discount off the fare!.
I'll start it from tonight and add to it as I go along.

The first road to be given this great honour is;

Old Court Road in Tallaght
Laurel Grove in Ranelagh
Raglan Road in Ballsbridge (very posh)

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I Warned Him!

2008-02-29T03:42:00.004Z

A guy (not Irish) got into my taxi outside D2 night club on Harcourt Street, he told me where he was going and then took out his phone. I told him he shouldn't ring her, that he was breaking two golden rules;

Never ring her (or text) after midnight
Never ring her (or text) while drunk

But did he listen? No! He rang her and it seemed got a poor reception, he was told to ring back in ten minutes.
I did the "I told you so", but he explained that she was on holiday in Miami and that he wouldn't be seeing her either this or next weekend.
I was able to let him off with the after midnight rule as Miami is 5 hours behind but he was still drunk! and I also wondered why he only mentioned weekends and asked him why?
He said it was an interesting story and proceeded to tell me;

They met in Lebanon in 2000, she is Lebanese and he was the son of a hight ranking diplomat to Lebanon at the time, eventually he went back home to study and after getting his degree and a job was transferred to Dublin, she was/is now working in Paris so they hooked up via the internet and rekindled their relationship to the stage were they now alternate between Paris and Dublin at weekends.

So he rang her back, began spouting off about all the "drunken" conversations he'd had with work colleagues, digging himself deeper and deeper into holes, as she was aware these were conversations best not had and which he'd never have had while sober, he continued to try explain how it was all right but I could see he was getting no-where. He even tried changing the subject by bringing up a conversation I'd had with him about Brian Keenan, an Irishman that had been held kidnap in Lebanon in the late 80's, but it was no good.
Eventually when we arrived at his house he handed me the phone saying his girlfriend wanted to speak to me!
She spoke, surprisingly, in an upper class English accent and asked me how drunk was her boyfriend, I replied "on a scale of one to ten I'd put him at eight and a half", He laughed and cried "you bastard you've landed me right in it now!".
"Told you you should never ring after midnight and while drunk, you just wouldn't listen" I replied

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Politics.ie.... Abusing Taxi Drivers

2008-02-28T17:36:00.004Z

I had the misfortune to come across this post on the Politics.ie forum.
It starts off with the old "some Taxi drivers are OK" routine.
That's similar to the, "some of my best friends are ...", prior to a racist remark.
He then goes on to describe us as foul mouthed, smelly, rip off merchants.
It's followed up thankfully by one or two generous remark, but mostly more of the same, including the age old "they don't pay tax" and tales of getting ripped off.
That's probably why Ashamed acted as he did?
It can be viewed here.

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Our most Famous Taxi Driver, wants to "Clear His Name"

2008-02-28T04:17:00.006Z

Gerry "The Monk" Hutch, has asked for an interview, (which has been refused) on Ireland's top chat show "The Late Late Show", in an effort to counteract a feature due to appear on TV3's "Dirty Money" program which will claim he is/was a gangster, however, he has been granted an interview on the popular "Primetime " show where he will endeavor to clear his name.
Although Gerry has paid out over €1.3 million to the criminal assets bureau, (CAB), he has never been convicted of a serious crime, just some petty stuff as a child in the 80s, however Paul Williams, the journalist doing the "Dirty Money" program has ascertained he was involved in the £3.8 million Brinks Allied robbery in 1995, amongst others.
Gerry was awarded a small public service vehicle license despite the police fighting it's issuing through the courts and he then began operating as a Taxi driver, he now operates a very popular stretched Hummer limousine company.
I had Gerry in my Taxi once a good while back and although he was extremely friendly, he was also extremely intimidating, he hailed me from the street and we picked up a nephew of his, whom he advised to plead guilty to some minor traffic offenses in return for a larger one being dropped , (good advice I thought), we then dropped the lad off and Gerry returned to where I'd picked him up.
Nothing spectacular but that was the job.
He was nicknamed "The Monk" by Veronica Guerin, the journalist who was murdered by gangsters, which lead to the setting up of CAB, it is said she liked him and chose the name because of his general demeanor, the fact he seemingly stayed clear of Drugs and was good to the area he grew up in, setting up a boxing club for example.
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All my plans laid to Waste

2008-02-28T03:59:00.005Z

I arrived on the rank at St Stephens Green tonight and I had to park illegally on the median lines while awaiting a free space on the secondary queue, there were 19 cars ahead of me on the rank so I decided I'd keep a blow by blow account of the nights work..... to show just how bad things were getting.
Five minutes later I was the first car on the secondary queue You may need to read, "St Stephens Green Rank Explained" and a trio got into the car, one going to Sutton Cross, then on to Lusk and finishing off in Balbriggan, all for a fare of €75.00, the rest of the night wasn't too bad either.
Brutal ........... the stuff life throws at you.
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The Red Light District,, Dublin

2008-02-27T01:23:00.006Z

June in Florida asked about the red lights in the previous post.
I found these daytime images of the same lights, they are scattered all over the south Docklands area, which is currently being developed, I read that they are supposed to represent a red carpet which will lead to an open air theater.
It's Art I guess?

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Off Tonight, More Crappy pictures

2008-02-27T00:30:00.006Z

Dublin's South Docks, The Red Light District. What are they all about?;

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Bruxelles on the right (with the red awning), A good pub. The Westbury Hotel on the left (A good Hotel) Sorry about the funny colours, a car went past as I took the photo;

Click to enlarge (that's the only one worth enlarging!)

The famous St James Gate, the entrance to the Guinness Factory, please bless yourself as you pass;

Stu's Garage, at the rear of number 69 new Cabra Road, opens until 4am, take a look down the lane..... if the lights on.... he's there;

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Pearse Street closed, building Collapse

2008-02-26T16:46:00.004Z

The Naughton Building on the corner of Westland Row and Pearse Street (pictured right) has been damaged by high winds with glass partitions falling to the ground, there are no reports of anyone being hurt as yet but traffic in the city has ground to a standstill.
The Naughton building houses the new climbing wall and Science gallery and was only completed late last year.
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The Junkie

2008-02-26T00:08:00.002Z

I was asked a question during my recent radio interview which I was unable to answer at the time, the question was;
What was the messiest job you ever had?
I've thought about it and here it is;
I was queuing in traffic on Wexford street when this guy opened the door and sat in beside me, I recognised him, he was the lad that sat between the two ATM machines on Camden street begging.
He said he wanted to go to Sheriff street, buy some gear and return.
I hadn't been driving the Taxi for long and felt a little trapped, he was already in the car, OK, it was a poxy job but he wasn't intimidating, I decided to just do the job and get it over with.
As we drove to Sheriff street I spoke to him about how he got to this point and he told me the same hard luck story I've heard a million times since, he seemed a nice enough guy though and I grew to like him a little.
Eventually we arrived at Sheriff street and he left me a manky jacket as security, then walked towards a group that were hanging about outside a shop a hundred metres away.
I'm not sure why I didn't just drive away at this juncture but I decided to hang about and see it through.
He chatted with this group for a little while, then two of them left on bicycles, returning eventually, I assumed with his gear. He then returned to my cab.
Back in the seat beside me he began sweating profusely, I asked him was there something wrong but he said no, this always happened after he got his gear. It was the anticipation of his upcoming fix!
He then said he was going to get his "works" ready and with that he took a selection of syringes and needles from the jacket I'd been minding, he pointed out the various types and sizes and their general usage, he showed me the one he preferred; a particularly long needle, seemingly he was very lucky and had a scab on his groin he could pick at, extract a little puss and inject, thereby saving his veins. He explained how many of his peers had no veins left.
He reckoned the quality of the gear he'd just obtained was so good he could just mix it with the water in the toilet of the chipper beside his ATM begging spot, a much coveted spot amongst beggars which he "owned", obviously he was the king of the beggars?
Different world!

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Dublin from the Sky

2008-02-26T00:03:00.005Z

This is a very short video from a Helicopter taken over the river Liffey:
It's crap but hey!

A grabbed Frame;

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Why a Taxi Blog?

2008-02-26T00:01:00.002Z

A friend asked me this whilst I complained about material drying up, was I not restricting myself? If I did a general blog I could write about all my interests rather than just those pertaining to my job.
So why did I start a Taxi blog?
The main reason was because I was unhappy with the spokespeople being put forward that were supposedly representing Taxi drivers, they certainly weren't representing me, they seemed to be anti everything, NO! NO! NO! seemed to be their mantra, whereas I 'm a lot more liberal, I started a Taxi section on a forum I had and tried unsuccessfully to interest other taxi drivers I found online, it was a disaster! So I began the blog, initially to attract people to the forum but eventually it took over.
I don't represent Taxi drivers, I just represent myself, but I hope the blog gives an idea of what the job entails and maybe explains why we are how we are, Grumpy Bastards!

DublinGoat asked in the comments section for an update on the stats so just for him, here's just that.

These are the Stats I gave last time out:

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These are the stats for the last two weeks... steady improvement I'd say?

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these two lines say it all:

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Hopefully I can keep it going

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Taxi Documentary wins an Oscar

2008-02-25T15:11:00.007Z

A documentary about an Afgan Taxi driver who was beaten to death by American soldiers has won the best Documentary at the 2008 Oscar ceremony
Excerpt from wikipedia;

Taxi to the Dark Side is an acadamy award winning documentary directed by filmmaker Alex Gibney

The film focuses around the controversial death in custody of an Afgan taxi driver named Dilawar, Dilawar was beaten to death by American soldiers while being held in extrajudicial detention at the Bagram Air base .

Taxi to the Dark Side also goes on to examine America's policy on Torture in general, specifically the CIA's and their research into sensory deprivation . There is description of the opposition to the use of torture from its political and military opponents, as well as the defence of such methods; the attempts by Congress to uphold the standards of the Geneva convention forbidding torture; and the now popular of the use of torture techniques in shows such as 24 .

The film is said to be the first film to contain images taken within Bagram Air Base

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A Charge for a Charge

2008-02-25T04:05:00.003Z

A lad in the cab last night told me a story about his Uncle who is a fellow Taxi driver;
One night he was taking a lad home about whom he was a bit wary. As he was guided through a remote part of Dublin he saw the guy make a move to strike him and when he raised his arm to defend himself it was struck with a knife!
The guy shouted at him to hand over his takings, saying he'd kill him if he didn't, but somehow, probably a rush of adrenaline, the Taxi driver overpowered him and then went on to beat the living crap out of him.
The would be thief pressed assault charges against the Taxi driver, which were dropped when he withdrew charges against the thief.
You just can't win!
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Be Careful what you Say!

2008-02-25T03:34:00.003Z

It was a long fare, took about three quarters of an hour. i did most of the talking, which is generally the case particularly with the early jobs, but it was the odd snippet from him that were the most revealing, just goes to prove it's not about the quantity more to do with the quality.... when it comes to Talk.
While I rambled on about various career paths I've taken, he mentioned that he had clients that worked in those industries.
Then when I mentioned a particular company he said one of his clients was the wife of the owner of a competitors company and told a nice story of how they started the firm.
Later when I got bored talking about myself (seriously it does happen) I said that he had mentioned clients in our conversation and asked was he an accountant? "No" he said, "I'm a personal trainer"
"One on one?", I asked, "women throwing themselves at you?"
"Yeah, sad middle aged women trying to keep up with the "girls" as well as fend off there husbands inevitable affair"
He may not have used those exact words, but Hey! who cares?

Now if I was to say;
A chap who was in the car last night is a personal trainer to X , she's the wife of X the owner of X company, he said she's a sad middle aged woman desperately trying to keep up with the other girls and keeping trim in an effort to stop her husband having an affair.

That wouldn't be very nice!

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Important Message:

2008-02-25T03:28:00.003Z

To the householder in the Llewelynn housing estate in Balinteer, i won't mention the road but the number is in the high twenties:
Do you think it's about time you put away the Christmas tree?
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Irlande Deuze Pointes

2008-02-24T17:57:00.007Z

I just had to add this;
Irelands entry to the Eurovision Song Contest
Dustin the Turkey (a one time Irish Presidential candidate)

I don't think the rest of Europe will get the joke?

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Don't give up the Day Job

2008-02-24T05:56:00.004Z

There was a couple in the car tonight, the lad aspires to someday be a top stand up comic.
He told me he'd already done a few University gigs that went down really well and he felt sure that he had a career in the comedy business.
My Sat-Nav inspired him to dome up with this gem!

"I'm at an age were I'd really like to own a car, but unfortunately I cannot afford one.
However, I can afford a Sat-Nav, so I'm going to get one, then I'll bring it on the bus with me and suggest alternative, quicker routes to the Bus Driver.

Somehow, I don't think he's going to make it!

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Granny's Mammy

2008-02-24T05:40:00.005Z

The twenty year old girl I picked up from outside Tram-co Night Club was upset.
She'd recently got engaged to the father of her four month old baby and they were renting a small house together.
All that sounded nice, romantic even.... so why all the tears, was it alcohol maybe?
It turns out her six year old son, whom she had with another boy, doesn't want to move in with her and the Granny (her mother) doesn't want ANY of them to leave.
It seems the girl went back to school after having her first child and I'm guessing pretty much had a "normal" life, with the child's Granny more or less rearing him.
TOUGH ONE!
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Two Thoughts for The Night

2008-02-23T05:48:00.006Z

1:I hate those new Jeans with the dark and light patches, either on the Ass or running down the legs, I always think the person has pissed themselves as they walk away from the Taxi, it sends my heart sideways!

2:I've mentioned this before but why do some Taxi drivers insist on breaking the rules of the road when they have passengers on board?, making illegal right turns, heading off down contra flow bus lanes, and speeding. What do they gain? Why risk a fine and penalty points? Why make the rest of us look bad when we refuse to follow suit?

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Men in Skirts Queuing

2008-02-23T05:36:00.004Z

My over-riding memory for this evening is one of Scottish guys wandering around somewhat aimlessly with vacant expressions on their faces and of people queuing.
They were queuing for everything;
ATMs (cash machines, drink links.... whatever you call them)
Fast food restaurants (I mean down the streets!)
Pubs and Clubs, they all had these barriers out for crowd control!
Then in the end, they Queued for Taxis.
Thing is, they'll do it all again tomorrow night!

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The Burlo to reopen in April

2008-02-23T05:26:00.005Z

The Burlington hotel will reopen quietly on the 28th of April and then officially on the 1st of May. This is good news for Taxi drivers and patrons alike.
This is a bit of an Irishtaxi.net exclusive as the press release isn't going to be sent out for a week or two, I believe the source to be a good one (only time will tell) so if you fancy a quiet pint in 4 star surroundings this is the place to be during the last week in April before it gets swamped again.

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Interview on Spin 103.8

2008-02-22T15:01:00.004Z

This is my interview with Jonathon and Clare on Spin 103.8, I guess if you can't laugh at yourself, life is harder?;

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It Seems I've been a Bold Boy!

2008-02-22T04:28:00.003Z

Generally when I bring a girl home in the Taxi late at night, the end of the trip normally goes like this;

Roy: Have you got your keys ready to go?
Girl: Yeah, I'll get them, thanks.
Roy: Go straight to bed, you've had enough messing for one night.
Girl :Yeah, OK,... thanks.
Roy : Good girl, take care now.

All fairly innocent I thought, but tonight when the same old scenario was played out, the girl then got back in beside me!

She told me she was a senior manager in charge of a team of eight men, was well able to take care of herself and me calling her a "good girl" was patronising.

I apologised, said it was habit, born out of being a father and meant no harm.
Thankfully she let me off with a smile.
So should I stop or was she being pedantic?
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Roy on the Radio Part 2

2008-02-22T04:08:00.005Z

Dublin Taxis have been voted the third friendliest in the world and it seems I'm being interviewed about it tomorrow at 2pm, on Spin 103.8
When I mentioned this to my 15 year old son, he said; "But that's a good station, I listen to that!"
My 20 year old daughters reaction was similar.
She said ;"With Clare and Jonathon", to which I nodded, she said; "PLEASE NO! All my friends listen to that". "Cool", I thought, "I can perform my fatherly duties and embarrass them both."
You can listen to Spin here, (I'm supposed to be on around 2pm Irish time)

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Ask the Taximan

2008-02-22T00:39:00.001Z

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As mentioned in the above post I'm going on the radio tomorrow.
I guess this means I'm going to be asked questions? (some of which I believe may be texted in by the listeners!)
What would you ask? (I'll try answer)

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Ashamed

2008-02-21T04:26:00.003Z

I had a Taxi driver in the cab last night, he does very well, works a 60 hour week and is delighted with his earnings.
He told me about his lovely four year old car and how he detests drivers with older cabs as they let down the trade.
I said I'd look out for his Taxi as we entered his estate but he said I wouldn't see it.
He takes the roof-sign off about two miles from his house, he continued to say that he has one of those meters that is incorporated into the rear view mirror and that no-one in the estate knows he drives a Taxi. They think he still works for Eircom.
"Why is that I asked"
"I'm ashamed of being a Taxi driver" he said.
"Snobby fecker", I thought!

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Why Can't You Get a Taxi on a Rugby Weekend?

2008-02-21T04:07:00.005Z

The Scottish are coming over this weekend you won't be able to get a Taxi for love nor money!
Over and over I'll be asked the same question;
"Why did 50 Taxis drive past me, Empty and with the Roofsign light off?"
Let's get the Roofsign bit out of the way; The reason the light stays off is because people would be even more frustrated if we drove past with it on!
Now I realise on the night you'll be pissed but for now try empathise with the Taxi Driver, try put yourself behind the wheel.
First thing you should realise is, we want to stop, that's how we earn a living! So why don't we?
As you drive along almost everybody is trying to flag you down, some are in large groups outside pubs and clubs, some are standing on blind bends, others are out on the road itself, yet more are leaning against poles or are being held up by friends.
Would you stop for any of the above?
Taxi drivers are operating on instinct and experience and mostly try stop where it's safe to do so and where they feel the prospective customer looks a reasonable bet (not because she's blond and has big ......)
A quick note about ranks;
They are designed for Taxis to queue for customers not the other way around, queue there if you want but it's not always the best idea!

You might also like to read;
How to get a Taxi in Dublin between 2 and 5 am on a Saturday Morning

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Doors of Dublin

2008-02-20T13:04:00.002Z

Dublin is famous for it's doors....... Seriously!
Tourists get their pictures taken outside houses with nice doors.(mostly Georgian)
This is my favorite;

Yeah they are real live Fish!

It's a cafe on South William Street.

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Barrys

2008-02-20T03:49:00.005Z

Barrys hotel on the northside of Dublin City Centre, is "Copper Face Jacks" for old people, they play a selection of country music and old showband songs and it is populated by older country folk that live in Dublin as well as those up in the smoke for a "bit of business".
Tonights customer said that he'd "have a bit of a hop and that if he got lucky he might even get an auld ride"
He must've been about eighty!
I wished him luck.
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"Pay it Forward"

2008-02-20T03:37:00.004Z

This guy opened the door of the cab and asked would I mind taking him around the corner to Leeson Street, he said that he was sorry and knew it was a short trip.
I replied in a not overly friendly tone as I'd been waiting fifteen minutes on the rank, that if that was where he was going, then I'd take him there.
He got in and told me that either way he'd have insisted on being taken, but if I'd argued he'd have paid only the fare, which turned out to be €5.20, but as I'd agreed he was going to give me €20.
As he got out he told me to "Pay it forward", that crap movie must have had a major effect on him!
Meanwhile a few seconds later a Chinese lad (I only mention that he was Chinese because he was) got into the car going to Pimlico and paid me €10 for another €5.20 fare.
I'd made €30 in just over ten minutes!
Pay it forward me arse!
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A Rant

2008-02-20T03:23:00.004Z

June in Florida reminded me of a real pet hate of mine;
The guy or girl that gets into a Taxi and says that they need to be in the Airport in ten minutes or else they'll miss their flight, or maybe its that they are running late for an interview or an important meeting.
I generally say this to them;
"You know how we can sort this out for you?"
They normally ask; "How?"
Then I say "leave twenty minutes ago!" which doesn't go down too well but it makes me feel good.
These journeys are always tense, no matter which route is taken another would have had less traffic, quicker lights and be better serviced by the Bus lanes.
Really, if you want to get to the Airport in ten minutes, hire a feckin' Helicopter!
While I'm at it let's discuss the "follow that Taxi the guy in the passenger seat has the address of the party" trick;
If that Taxi goes through a junction and the lights go red, I'm going to stop, I'm not Clint Eastwood and this ain't Dirty Harry!

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Ronnie Drew... Here's to you

2008-02-20T00:04:00.000Z

Famous Dub and one time lead singer with the Dubliners, Ronnie Drew, is fighting a battle with cancer.
U2 and a band of Bowsies (some of Irelands finest) got together and recorded a tribute.
You can hear a sample here
Sorry Bono, it sounds awful!
What do you think?

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Doing a Midnight Flit?

2008-02-19T03:57:00.004Z

I'm not too sure exactly what I got myself involved in this time!;
At 1am this morning I was flagged down on the South Circular Road by a lad carrying a large black bin liner.
I pulled in and he went to the boot (trunk) which I opened, he threw in the bag then rushed into the house and proceeded to carry out bag after bag which he piled in on top of the first one.
He then continued to fill the back seat with yet more bags as well as a small TV, a DVD player and a microwave oven, along with some cooking utensils.
He then sat in beside me, said "Don't ask" ...so I didn't, we went to a nearby apartment block where he unloaded all the items onto the pavement.
Thing is I didn't get a brass cent extra for moving the entire contents of his flat, or helping him to rob it...Whichever?
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The latest Tyres

2008-02-19T03:20:00.001Z

No air so they never puncture you just change the thread when it wears out.
Deformable wheel! acts like an extra shock.
Flexible spokes, better than Air at absorbing road defects

Looks fucking poxy!

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Taxi Scams

2008-02-19T03:11:00.002Z

I hear about a lot of Taxi scams in the cab, the most ridiculous of which was the lad who was going to Milltown from a club in Dublin city, he fell asleep and woke up 200km away, heading to Milltown in Cork....pure bullshit, I reckon!
Lots of friends of customers who were visiting from abroad ended up paying 2 ,3, maybe 4 times the normal fare home.
The lads at the Airport get tarred with a lot of accusations as they encounter the most tourists.

I guess some basic rules should apply;

Only pay whats on the meter (all of Ireland is metered)
Never let the driver know you don't know where you are

Have you or a friend ever been scammed in a Taxi?

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I'm Heartbroken

2008-02-19T00:27:00.001Z

I was chatting to a friend yesterday, a regular reader of the blog and a one time regular commenter.
I asked her how come she doesn't comment as much lately and she replied;
"If you write something interesting, then I might be able to comment on it"
After picking myself up of the floor and wiping my tears I thought about it and realised; "Beepys right!"
I'll try make it more interesting in future, I blame the customers, they just aren't as entertaining as they used to be!
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Wanna know why the Traffic is Shite?

2008-02-18T02:35:00.003Z

I was at a party on Saturday evening and I got talking to a pal who's now working in the traffic management section of Dublin City Council.
Keen to see how he was getting on with all the proposals I gave to him a few weeks back, he smiled and asked had I not noticed the vast improvements he'd made already?
In reality he said the office is snowed under with requests from resident associations, councilors and other "concerned citizens" for the erection of speed ramps, pedestrian crossings, along with the placing of double yellow lines, speed cameras and signs, as well as, funnily enough the removal of all of the above as well!
Each case has to be assessed on merit with surveyors attending the sites and measuring the need or otherwise of the location.
I guess if they were left to it they might be able to sort things out where it's ACTUALLY needed rather than having to pander to these people!

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Why are the Taxi Drivers in the Airport so Grumpy?

2008-02-18T01:56:00.003Z

This is a question I get asked from time to time, now I'm sure it's just another stereotype and they're not all grumpy, but I'll try to justify their mood if I can.
First of all let me explain, I don't operate out of Dublin Airport, they have a permit system, so if you don't have a permit you can't accept fares there and with me being a good Southsider and the Airport being located in the deepest darkest Northside, I've ever bothered to apply for one.
When you come out of the arrivals hall and see the three lines of Taxis waiting to take you to your destination, they didn't just appear there, first they had to go into a holding area called "The Kesh" it's called "The Kesh" after Long Kesh, the Northern Irish prison that housed the infamous H-blocks, home for many years to both Republican and Unionist inmates.
You see, once they enter the holding area they cannot escape until they are let out, which could be quite a while judging by the size of it and the amount of Taxis queuing!
They also have to pay 70c, (I think, it may be more now?) for the privilege of using this "facility". When they are eventually let out, they then join the queue you see at arrivals, which can be another long wait.
So their mood is generally bad to begin with as you get in, it's your job to cheer them up!
Telling them your just back from the Maldives may not be the way to go!
To begin with you should be going a fair distance, so even if you're going to the nearest town; Swords, why not go via the city centre? tell the driver you want to go sight seeing.
Don't talk about yourself or your holiday! ask him how he's feeling and if he's having a good day, sympathise with his problems.
On the other hand, he might be a She! if that's the case.............. god love you, cause she'll probably be bursting for a wee as well!.

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Trainee Accountants

2008-02-17T13:26:00.003Z

I was out at a party last night and feel a bit delicate, I'll try a post about a stereotypical customer, bear with me if it's shite, the ole head isn't great!.
These are a big part of the midweek Taxi trade, the large accountancy firms such as Deloitte, Ernst and young , KPMG and others take on hundreds of graduates each year, pay them poorly but train them up to be chartered accountants or whatever pinnacle they achieve, paying for their training and exams.
We get them after a night on the tiles that normally begins with some meeting or lecture of some kind and finishes with a meal and a night club.
In the cab they talk to each other about the merits or otherwise of the various "Team Leaders" ...comparing notes.
Their job mostly entails being sent out to firms to perform external audits which effectively involves checking other peoples work (not the most popular kid on the block!), this I assume is how many eventually turn into the introverted loners we associate with this profession.
I've had one or two of the team leaders in the cab and all have come through this system and now have the job of picking the next batch to be taken on by the firm.
They say that many achieve top grades and perform well in the job so a big part of how they choose is based on how they behave on these "nights out" and the performance on the days following is scrutinised.
One unusual comment by one of the team leaders was that those that are over eager are weeded out first... so ass licking gets them nowhere
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Pity The Fools!

2008-02-16T04:26:00.005Z

I really felt sorry for this poor fool, she'd gotten all dolled up in her best gear for a night at the theater, but the booking was for last Friday!
Wasn't he sure he'd booked it for the Friday after Valentines?
"Not according to the date on the ticket...... you muppet!"
She gave him lackery.
Nearly as bad was the second chap; he'd walked way ahead of his girlfriend in an effort to grab the Taxi, then tried to usher another girl into the cab whom he mistakenly believed was her!
You can imagine what his real girlfriend said when she eventually caught up, having witnessed that!
"You thought that girl was me! Don't you even know what I look like?" Was how it began.
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They Felt Done

2008-02-16T04:16:00.004Z

I got four English lads going from South William Street across to Abbey Street, they'd walked it earlier in about 5 minutes using a pedestrian bridge and walkways.
The same trip took me over fifteen minutes because of the one way systems and the traffic and as the journey wore on I could hear mutterings about the cost and the time of the trip.
The atmosphere in the cab grew thick, however if I'd said that they'd be better walking before they got in they'd have accused me of refusing a fare because it was short and if I'd mentioned it during the journey they'd have said I should have mentioned it before setting off, so I really couldn't win.
I just took the fare, said nothing and forgot about it (until now).
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A Credit to the Planners

2008-02-16T00:15:00.002Z

I've posted a few nasty posts about the planners since I started this place, so when I passed the old "Archers Garage" and was reminded of a rare success, I thought it only fair to post about that too.

This was the grade one listed "Art Deco" style building which was demolished by a developer over the course of a bank holiday weekend,

This is it after they'd demolished it, normally the planners would have fined them and allowed another building be built in it's place.

But instead they insisted it be re-built as it was. this is the finished project;

Not too shabby eh?

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The Country Cousins Are Getting Fractious

2008-02-16T00:01:00.000Z

It begins:

Limerick

LIMERICK City Council passed a motion this Monday, tabled by Cllr. Kevin Kiely, Cllr. Jim Long and Cllr. Kieran Walsh.

It stated, "the industry is over saturated and is not sustainable in providing a quality living standard for the majority of full time taxi plate holders”.

The Cllrs pointed to the over-supply of taxi plates and the influx of part-timers occupying city ranks.

Mayor, Ger Fahy, will write to the taxi regulator, Environment Minister, John Gormley, and Limerick Dail deputies for support.

Galway

A number of councilors called for a halt to city centre taxi and hackney licensing this week, on the basis that there is no space for them.

The concerns regarding the abundance of taxi and hackney drivers in the city were raised at Monday evening’s Galway City Council meeting following a presentation of the progress report on the Galway City Development Plan. It was during a question and answer period that a number of councillors deemed the progress report to be failing to deal with the lack of space for these drivers in the city and agreed that something needed to be done about the overcrowding of taxis and hackneys in both Eyre Square and throughout the city.

Following an outburst by Fine Gael Cllr Padraig Conneely regarding the situation, Fianna Fail Cllr Michael Crowe went so far as to call the current situation in the city “a joke” and “a catastrophe waiting to happen”, he said he believed that no more licences should be handed out in the city until something is done about space. Labour Cllr Billy Cameron would later agree with Cllr Crowe, describing his own unpleasant personal experience with city taxi drivers on the weekends, mentioning how he often has to avoid them because of the harassment received.

These snippets are with thanks to my friend Spook
I wonder will they have any effect?
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Ease of Access

2008-02-15T20:39:00.002Z

Now this is what I call easy to service!

See this and more fantastic pictures taken in and around the "real" NYC

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The Gardai and the Taxi

2008-02-15T14:05:00.004Z

For those that aren't aware the Gardai are the Irish police force.
I wish there was a little more consistency in the policing of the unofficial ranks such as those outside night clubs and those who ply for hire at non-appointed stands such as the bottom of Grafton Street and the odd busy pub.
Either it should be a free for all, which seems to be the case most of the time, with Garda cars and patrols paying no attention whatsoever, or a complete clampdown with tickets being issued on the spot.
That way we'd know where we stand, sometimes it feels like we're providing a service clearing the streets outside Copper Face Jacks, the next night we're being moved along as though we're criminals.(which was the case last night)
Just make up your mind one way or the other, then both the customer and the Taxi driver will know the deal.
It's not fair on the Taxi driver who wants to operate legally if the law enforcers allow others to ply for hire right where the work is, we've all got to make a living so it's either a case of joining in or going under.
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Alternative Transport pt4, The Liffey Ferry

2008-02-15T04:51:00.003Z

It's nice to see this back again, one used to bring stevedores mainly, as well as the odd local, across and back from work up until the late seventies. Then as they built more bridges and the docks moved eastwards there was no need for it.
Now with the re-development of the docklands area into a major financial centre, it's back, ferrying bankers too and fro for meetings or whatever it is that lot do?
Cost for a single is €2
return; €3
or a ten journey ticket €10

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The night was as I'd Expected

2008-02-15T04:22:00.005Z

There were lot's of couples, have you ever noticed how alike couples become?;
They seem to wear similar colour clothing and styles and somehow their facial features blend.
A gay relationship ended in the cab;
It was a bit sad, they used very eloquent language, words and phrases such as;
There should be less ambiguity,
I could give you pseudo Freudian explanations but it wouldn't help,
That's a deal breaker,
There's a distinct lack of trust,
I need to know I've got someone to catch me should I fall.
It was definitely over by the end of the trip, I'd have butted in only I didn't understand half of what they were saying.
The Horse drawn carriages did well;
They seemed to be coming and going from the "Green" regularly, with Heart shaped helium balloons attached and happy couples filling the seats, despite the near freezing weather.
A James Dean lookalike went home alone, after believing a friend who told him Valentines was a good night to score chicks?
It wasn't as busy as I'd hoped it would be, but sure what the hell
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So ...You want to drive a Taxi?

2008-02-15T03:25:00.001Z

Have you got what it takes?
Answer yes to ALL the following questions and you might just make the grade;

Are you a grumpy oul fecker?
Do you have an opinion on everything?
Do you talk endless shite?
Do you hate Bus drivers/Learner drivers/women drivers/truck drivers/All other drivers?
Do the rules of the road apply only to other drivers?

Did you answer yes...... WITHOUT HESITATION?
Then you'll fit right in!
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The LURRRRRVE Taxi

2008-02-14T16:24:00.004Z

Sit back into the plush 80% polyester seat and cuddle up to the grooooviest smoooochiest songs ever written.

I've lined up the following playlist on the MP3 player for tonights customers:

I think I'd better leave right now : Will Smith
I'm not in love :10cc
What becomes of the broken hearted : Joe Cocker
Must have been love (but it's over now) :Roxette
If I could turn back time :Cher
All by myself : Celine Dion

Any other suggestions?

That should get the love juices flowing?
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What was he at?

2008-02-14T02:07:00.004Z

Last Friday a fellow Taxi driver who was just ahead of me on the rank got out of his cab and lit up a big cigar, he then pushed the car the entire 200 odd metres of the rank one car length at a time each time from a standing start, which was no mean feat.
I reckon it was a combination of not wanting to stink out his Taxi with cigar fumes and an exercise regime, either way Eddie O' Sullivan should sign him up for the rugger buggers
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Stardust Tragedy ...27th anniversary

2008-02-14T00:01:00.000Z

I hate to dampen the spirits but please spare a thought (or a prayer if that's your thing) for the families of the victims who still haven't received any justice.
The in memory section of todays papers always remind me.
On the 14th February 1981 at 1:41am, 48 people died and 214 were injured in a fire at a Valentines eve disco in Dublin;
Stardust Disaster (wikipedia)

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Blood Brothers

2008-02-13T23:51:00.005Z

No I didn't perform an Apache friendship ritual with one of my passengers, instead I went to the theater to see the show.
Yeah, even after my diatribe on the evils of Valentines day, I brought my wife out tonight to celebrate.
The show was brilliant, the first half brought back echoes of my childhood, even though it was based in the Liverpool of the 70's, it felt like Dublin.
The second half was darker and ultimately very sad but is still highly recommended.
The Gaiety theater looks great! after recently being revamped they really have brought it back to it's former glory.

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The St. Stephens Green Taxi Rank ......explained

2008-02-13T12:01:00.002Z

I'm happy to announce that the problems with the rank on St Stephens Green have been resolved.
I've made a diagram for both Taxi drivers and customers to help explain.

It's colour coded as follows;

White: Primary first car
Red :Secondary first car
Green: Primary queue
Blue: Secondary queue
Yellow :Route for secondary queue joining primary queue
Orange :Primary waiter
Pink :Secondary waiter
Brown :Evacuation routes for waiters when the cops arrive

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It's Valentines Tomorrow!

2008-02-13T01:15:00.000Z

It's like Noahs Ark, everybody going around two by two, carrying their €12 a stem recently defrosted roses, whispering sweet nothings into the same ear you know they were screaming blue murder into not too long ago.
There'll be tables for two with nice red candles on them and a free glass of champagne, all for the "special offer" price of €150 a head! Butyou better be gone by 9pm because they've booked two other sittings for that table.
It's great business for us Taxi drivers .............but seriously...UUUUUGH!

Roy's Aphrodisiac tips;

For Women: the more expensive and rare the object the better
A one carat diamond ring = A shag
A bowl of porridge = A big zero

For Men:The opposite applies
A bowl of porridge = a shag
A one carat diamond = He's gone.... figuring how to cash it in!

Have a good one!
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Mid Term Madness

2008-02-12T05:04:00.000Z

It was busy tonight, mainly kids out because they have no school this week.
Redz and Club 21 had special drinks promotions;

Redz : €10 entrance and €2 a drink (drinks normally average €5.50)
Club 21 : €5 entrance and €3 a drink

I can't help thinking this was a bit careless given the age profile, most I'd argue weren't legal age and those that were only just about made it, neither were capable of dealing with copious quantities of alcohol!

We Taxis had to deal with the ultimate fallout .....thanks!

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A Deception

2008-02-12T04:38:00.000Z

A tram arrived in at the terminus on St Stephens Green and soon after Taxis started getting work from the rank ..... people who were continuing their journey by Taxi.
These jobs are hit and miss, mainly miss as they tend to involve short trips about town.
My prize from this lucky dip was a job to Drumcondra, worth €12 so not too shabby. She said she normally got the bus for this leg of her journey but was treating herself, when pushed she admitted she always did!
The conversation was hum drum; weather, work, town being quiet.... the usual stuff, but then, well before the road she said was her actual destination, she asked could she get out.
"Do you fancy a walk?" I asked, wondering was it something I'd said. "Not really" she replied, "but I'm going to walk the last bit and work up a bit of a sweat, then tell himself I got the bus, that way I'll get the sympathy Tea and snacks while relaxing on the couch"
I remember an ad on TV for water that had a similar deception, I wonder if that's where she got her little trick?
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Yeah, No

2008-02-12T03:07:00.000Z

Why do people say that? I'll ask a simple question in the cab such as "did you have a good night" and I get a reply like "Yeah , no, it was great"...... HUH?
I hear people say it all the time on TV ,on the radio, and I constantly overhear it in conversations in the Taxi.
I even hear myself say it from time to time!
Listen out for it!
What does it mean?
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Irish Blog Awards

2008-02-11T16:17:00.000Z

Irish Taxi has made the shortlist for Best Blog! and Best Newcomer!!
This is just a quick note to say thanks to those who nominated the blog and also a special thanks to the team of "interactors"
Here are the lists, there's a lot of quality in there!
I'm off out now to celebrate!
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Bad Economics

2008-02-11T02:50:00.000Z

I picked up a girl from the rank in Ranelagh and took her to her workplace in the Citywest business campus. She said she needed to get something there and asked would I mind waiting and bringing her back.
This is a dream job, Citywest is a fair distance away and add to that waiting time plus the return journey right back to where the work is ...great!
"I guess I can", I said " only because you seem very nice"
it turned out she left her Nokia phone charger behind and her battery was low, as she was expecting an important call tomorrow morning from an American client, she really needed it.
The fare including a tip was €45, thing is she could have bought a generic nokia charger in extravision a video shop that opens until midnightright beside the rank where I picked her up.
Well I wasn't going to tell her!
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Cathail O' Searcaigh, Sex Tourism

2008-02-11T02:34:00.000Z

A big topic of conversation tonight was about a documentary which is to be aired as part of the Jameson Film Festival here in Dublin.
Cathail O' Searcaigh is a poet and story teller primarily in the Irish language and is studied as part of the Irish school curriculum. I'm not familiar with his work but by all accounts it's wonderful stuff.
In the documentary the film makers follow Cathail (who by the way is gay) to Nepal where he has set up a school and ancillary projects using charitable donations.
So far so good eh?
The documenary also shows him buying bicycles and other objects for young boys, 16 to 17 year old boys to be precise, in return for which he expects and receives sexual favours, the legal age of consent in Nepal is 16 so he's not broken any laws (in Nepal).
However there is no mistaking the fact he is using the poverty of the Nepalese people for his own means and these kids are being victimised, we certainly wouldn't allow that behavior here.
I do think he's done wrong , however I don't believe his work should be removed from the curriculum, which is the point for debate (along with whether he should be charged under Irish law which states the legal age of consent is 17 and that all Irish citizens are obliged to keep to that.... regardless of where they are)
What do you think?

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I love My Sat Nav

2008-02-10T05:21:00.000Z

A beautiful girl jumped out of the Taxi in front of me and to my surprise jumped in beside me!
- "Tullyvale in Lucan" she said in a Scandinavian accent,
- "Not a bother" I replied
- "The other guy didn't know where it was and couldn't find it on his map", she commented
The thing is I hadn't a clue where Tullyvale was either, but my trusty Sat Nav did and after a very pleasant journey with Julia the very pretty and very chatty Norwegian who was on her way to a party..... I was also €30 richer!
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SURPRISE!

2008-02-10T05:14:00.000Z

The Irish Sunday Independent have commissioned a major survey into the drinking habits of the Irish Nation.
It concluded that the Irish drink too much.
I wonder how much it cost them to discover that?
Any Taxi driver would have told them for free.
Along with;
Eskimos eat a lot of fish.
and Taxis go through a lot of tyres!
DUH!
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The Irish Beat The French in France!

2008-02-10T02:29:00.000Z

The mighty Irish rugger buggers beat a highly fancied French team with a magnificent 21 points on the scoreboard compared to France's meager 26 points.
WHAT! I hear you say, "that doesn't sound right", surely you have to score more points than the opposition to win a game?
Well you're WRONG!
We Irish specialise in moral victories, by playing well and losing we "feel" like winners.
I really thought those days were behind us. We LOST! sad but true, time we started facing up to it though.
I have to admit you'd miss the rugger buggers when their off supporting the team, hurry home to Cafe En Seine boys and girls it's lonely in there without you.
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Have You Checked the Children?

2008-02-09T04:23:00.001Z

Driving through Donnybrook at 11:30pm on a Friday evening I sometimes wonder am I committing a crime. Looking through my Taxi window all I can see stretched out before me are 13 to 16 year old scantily clad girls along with some boys, all pouring out of the infamous teenage disco; The WeZ.
As I drove through I was waved down by one of these girls and almost as soon as I had put my foot on the brake pedal I regretted stopping, immediately she started hopping up and down, waving and shrieking at her friends, who were busily checking out the molars of three lads. amazingly they all prised themselves off their victims and ran over to the Taxi, barely even saying goodbye to their erstwhile lovers.
Back in the car, the shrieking and giggling persisted ad nausea with the four of them comparing scorecards, "I scored four of them", listing off the names and" I met with(name)" Shriek "I met him too!"
I Figure they met three to five guys each and scored another four. Sorry I've absolutely no idea what (met) or( score) means but one of them mentioned the name Sean and then wiggled her little finger in that derogatory way girls do, much to the delight, shrieks and giggles of the other three.
They had names (which I won't mention) but all of them reminded me of the names of very old women from when I was a kid.
I brought them to one of their houses where they handed me three mobile phones as collateral and asked me to wait outside, three of them eventually re-appeared, no longer wearing the revealing outfits they wore going in but instead had on tracksuit bottoms and hoodies.
I assume the parents of the first girl is the more liberal and allows this deception to take place, I don't believe the parents of the three that were left in the cab had any idea where they had actually been nor what they had been wearing, a dangerous game if anything untoward happened to any of these kids while supposedly in their care.
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Free Hugs... A Date for your Calendar

2008-02-09T00:01:00.000Z

23rd of February, At the St Stephens green end of Grafton Street, there'll be a group giving out free hugs, I think I'll go along and help out.

Take a look at the movie to see what it's all about;

Here's the site for a more in depth view

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Thoughts

2008-02-08T14:02:00.000Z

When I get a crap job......... outwardly I may be smiling ....in my head I'm more like;
Ahhh; fuck; shit; bollocks; wanker; muppet; shit; crap; fuck;
Special request by Dane... (warning NSFW)you need to us the listen now button above to hear it (warning swearing)
I assume highlighting the 2nd sentence will allow it to be seen also?
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Tappers

2008-02-08T04:09:00.000Z

I don't really know why they're called that, maybe it's because they tap you for money, or possibly it's the way they tap the window to get your attention.
Either way the Ranks are now flooded with them. I no longer give them anything, my reasons include the obvious; like seeing the same individual wasted on drugs or alcohol later on, or the less obvious; they often frighten the shit out of me when they tap the window.
They also don't show a lot of appreciation, as they will try tap you again when you return to the rank even if you gave them money last time round, the least you can ask for in return is to be remembered!
Would you or do you give?

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Questions Questions Questions!

2008-02-08T04:01:00.000Z

One guy asked me ALL these questions;
What's happened to the public swimming pool in Rathmines? What are they going to replace it with?
What's the new Science Centre place about on Pearse Street? Would it be any good for a kids day out?
Do you see that Climbing wall on Westland Row? It looks cool, is it open to the public? or is it just for Trinity students?
Have you been down by the Point Depot? It's going to be cool isn't it? When is it going to open?
When are they going to finish the new bridge at Macken Street?
How the Fuck should I know!!!
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I Hate Thursdays!

2008-02-08T02:19:00.000Z

My normal working week is from Wednesday night to Sunday night inclusive, it's not written in stone, sometimes I change it to suit my needs.
Friday and Saturday nights are nailed on busy, a bit messy but the funds justify it.
Sunday is great, less taxis.... guys that mix night and Day work are in bed ready for Monday morning as are the Part Timers, so the lesser number of customers dovetails nicely with the lesser number of taxis...tis all very civilized.
Wednesday is similar to Sunday on the numbers front but the clientèle is younger therefore a little more energetic, it can be a bit of craic though.... if your in the humour!
Thursdays are shit! All the weekend shift of drivers seem to come out, there's hardly a space on the rank or enough work to go round, it can be very frustrating.
The night just gone funnily enough was OK.... but that's the odd one that proves the rule!
I never understood that expression!

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Listen To The Posts

2008-02-07T16:44:00.000Z

If you find it hard to struggle through my scribbles, why not let Adiogo Adam do it for you, just click the listen now button above each post and he'll do his best for you.
Hopefully he'll also help me with my grammar as I'll listen and try spot any mistakes in future.
Special thanks goes to Grandad (Headrambles) whom I copied this idea from.
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Other Road Users Pt. 2

2008-02-07T03:56:00.000Z

Due to the overwhelming response to "Other Road Users Pt. 1", I've decided to give it a second chapter!
From time to time I take my wifes car out and become one of them; a normal road user.
I suddenly realise the different reactions to my driving as a Taxi driver compared to as a normal driver.
It's most noticeable at times when you depend on other road users to be courteous, such as when pulling out from a side street or parking spot, better still when trying a U-turn.
I find in both instances people do not want to forsake their few metres of road space, probably more-so when it comes to the Taxi, however the fear that the Taxi will keep coming regardless gives it the edge and allows for easier maneuvering in these situations, whereas i'm much more dependent on other road users generosity when driving my wifes car.
The moral of this story is, it's easier driving a Taxi.
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"Your Parents Don't Love You"

2008-02-07T03:38:00.000Z

Back when I rented a radio from a Taxi firm they had accounts with 2 boarding schools; Wesley College in Ballinteer, and Alexandra College in Milltown.
Most of the work involved trips to the train stations for their weekend visits back home or bringing them to and from extra curricular activities such as horse riding.
I found that new students in their first few months were very vulnerable, tended to be unhappy and wanted to be at home, in complete contrast those that were in their final years loved the college life, regarded fellow pupils as their "real" family and hated going home, often when they did relent they traveled in groups to the one house.
Neither of the above situations seemed a good outcome in my eyes. Initially when I took these jobs after a bit of banter with the kids I used throw in the line "ah.. all you kids stuck in boarding school, your parent mustn't love you", most of the time this was taken in the light hearted spirit intended, but once to often it seemed to hit home hard....so I stopped.
This is yet another of my stereotypical observations, made based on conversations with groups in the cab. I've got many more of them, in particular about members of various professions, I may share them with you at a later date.
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Get Legal

2008-02-07T00:57:00.000Z

New regulations require Irish Taxis to carry certain items in the cab;
"Jan" left the comment below (in bold) on another post.
I'm not sure if it's a good deal? See for yourself, you can give her a ring if you think it is.
You never know, maybe she'll (Jan is a she right?) throw me a few bob, I normally work on 5%
As if!

Hello taxi drivers, I have in stock, safety kits including, 1kg powder fire extinguisher, 1 84 piece first aid box, 1 fire blanket and 1 high vis vest all for just €60, please call me on 087 2239870 (that's an Irish mobile number,Roy) if interested in purchasing same.

This is a one off ....if I start getting a load of spam I'll just ban your ass(es)!
If you have something useful to offer E-mail me and if I like it I'll give it a plug.

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